Sunday’s Jokes 2024-21
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
Why did the photographer get kicked out of the park? Because he kept trying to shoot the breeze!
What do you call a photographer who only takes pictures of stairs? A step-grapher!
Why did the photographer bring a ladder to the photo shoot? Because he heard the stakes were high!
What did the lens say to the camera? “I’ve got you covered!”
Why did the photographer always carry a bandage? Because he kept shooting people!
What’s a photographer’s favorite type of music? Snap and pop!
Why don’t photographers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they’ve got a zoom lens!
How does a photographer make coffee? They focus on the cream and sugar!
Why was the photographer always in trouble? Because he couldn’t stop focusing on the negatives!
What did the camera say to the photographer on vacation? “Stop, you’re overexposing me to sunlight!”
Why did the photographer go to jail? Because he shot his subjects without a permit!
Why did the photographer bring a hammer to the photoshoot? Because he heard it was a “smash hit” location!
What did the photographer say when asked about his retirement plan? “I’m focusing on it!”
Why did the photographer always carry a tripod? Because three legs are better than one!
Why don’t photographers like to get into arguments? Because they always focus on resolution!