Sunday’s Jokes 2024-04-14
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
Why did the taxi break up with the rideshare? Because it couldn’t handle the surge pricing anymore!
What did the taxi driver say to the rude passenger? “You’re taking me for a ride!”
Why don’t taxi drivers ever get lost? Because they always know the “fare” way to go!
How do you know when a rideshare driver is having a bad day? When they start giving “backseat driving” lessons!
Why did the taxi driver keep a ladder in the trunk? For those “high fare” customers!
What’s a rideshare driver’s favorite type of music? “Traffic jams”!
Why did the taxi driver keep a spoon in the car? For those “fork” in the road moments!
What do you call a taxi that won’t stop talking? A “chatter-cab”!
How do you get a taxi to come faster? Use the “Uber” method and order two at the same time!
Why did the rideshare driver bring a basketball to work? Because he heard they had to deal with a lot of “hoopla”!
Why did the taxi driver keep a map on the ceiling? Because he wanted to “raise” his navigation skills!
What do you call a rideshare driver with a great sense of humor? An “Uber” comedian!
Why did the taxi driver go to school? To get a “fare” education!
What’s a taxi driver’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a “car-pool” scene!
Why did the rideshare driver bring a pencil and paper? In case he needed to “sketch” out the quickest route!