Sunday’s Jokes 2024-03-10
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
Why don’t astronauts ever get hungry in space? Because they always “planet” their meals in advance!
Why did the astronaut break up with her computer? It had too many “space issues”!
How does an astronaut cut his hair in space? Eclipse it!
Why don’t aliens ever visit our solar system? They heard Earth’s reviews and said it’s just not worth the light years of travel!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!
What did one astronaut say to the other before launching into space? “Let’s rock-et!”
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? Because he wanted to take his career to new heights!
Why did the Martian go to school? To learn the “space-tial” concepts!
What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien!
How do you throw a space party? You “planet”!