Sunday’s Jokes 2023-09-17
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team. Please note that Sunday’s jokes is no longer archived and is updated every week.
- Why did the diplomat bring a ladder to the United Nations meeting? Because he wanted to take his diplomacy to the next level!
- Why do international summits always have good food? Because they’re all about finding common “taste”!
- Did you hear about the politician who tried to make a peace treaty with a GPS? They couldn’t agree on the coordinates!
- How do international spies stay cool under pressure? They use diplomatic immunity to get away with “ice-cold” missions!
- Why did the international trade expert break up with their calculator? It just couldn’t handle their complex relationship!
- Why did the geography teacher get kicked out of the international relations conference? Because he kept insisting that it’s not about politics; it’s all about location, location, location!
- What do you call a conference where all the diplomats are wearing clown wigs? A circus of international relations!
- Why was the computer always good at international relations? Because it had a great “connection” to the World Wide Web!
- How do international diplomats say goodbye? They wave “peacefully” and hope for a “treaty” meeting soon!
- Why don’t international spies play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your cover is always blown!
- What’s the favorite international snack at diplomatic parties? Peace chips, of course!
- Why was the international trade expert always calm during negotiations? Because he knew the art of “Zen-gotiating”!
- Why did the diplomat bring a ladder to the peace talks in the Middle East? Because he heard they were trying to reach a “two-state” solution!
- How do you know when an international summit is going well? They all agree to take a group selfie for diplomatic relations!
- Why don’t international politicians ever get lost in the woods? Because they always follow the compass of “political correctness”!
Ok, we realize some of these jokes may be lame, but this is what we get by using AI.