Sunday’s Jokes 2023-03-19
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team. Please note that Sunday’s jokes is no longer archived and is updated every week.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the government.
- I don’t always trust the government, but when I do, it’s because they’re telling me the weather.
- The government is like a baby’s diaper – it needs to be changed regularly, and for the same reasons.
- Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other bribe.
- Did you hear about the politician who was caught stealing electricity? He said he was just trying to make some positive charges.
- How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer to keep everyone in the dark.
- If pro is the opposite of con, what’s the opposite of progress? Congress.
- Why did the government create the Department of Redundancy Department? Just in case.
- A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul.
- I’m not saying the government is shady, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to tax the sun.
- Why did the government decide to make daylight savings time longer? So they could have more time to waste.
- Why do politicians always seem to be the last ones to show up for work? They’re just following the standard government time.
- How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving.
- I thought about running for office, but I couldn’t decide which was worse – the campaign or actually winning.
- The government is like a big game of Monopoly, except instead of going to jail, they just get re-elected.
