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Sunday’s Jokes 2023-03-19


Sunday’s Jokes 2023-03-19

Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team. Please note that Sunday’s jokes is no longer archived and is updated every week.

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the government.
  2. I don’t always trust the government, but when I do, it’s because they’re telling me the weather.
  3. The government is like a baby’s diaper – it needs to be changed regularly, and for the same reasons.
  4. Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other bribe.
  5. Did you hear about the politician who was caught stealing electricity? He said he was just trying to make some positive charges.
  6. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer to keep everyone in the dark.
  7. If pro is the opposite of con, what’s the opposite of progress? Congress.
  8. Why did the government create the Department of Redundancy Department? Just in case.
  9. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul.
  10. I’m not saying the government is shady, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to tax the sun.
  11. Why did the government decide to make daylight savings time longer? So they could have more time to waste.
  12. Why do politicians always seem to be the last ones to show up for work? They’re just following the standard government time.
  13. How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving.
  14. I thought about running for office, but I couldn’t decide which was worse – the campaign or actually winning.
  15. The government is like a big game of Monopoly, except instead of going to jail, they just get re-elected.



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