Sunday’s Jokes 2023-03-12
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team. Please note that Sunday’s jokes is no longer archived and is updated every week.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Just like how you turn red every time you see a needle at the hospital.
Why don’t skeletons go to the hospital? Because they don’t have any organs!
Did you hear about the doctor who swallowed a thesaurus? He ended up going to the ICU.
Why do doctors carry red pens? In case they need to draw blood!
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? “Better get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!”
Why did the doctor always bring a red pen to surgery? In case he needed to draw blood!
I’m not saying my doctor is bad, but my blood type is B-positive and he always gives me A-negative results.
Why did the doctor always carry a red umbrella? To avoid the blood rain in the hospital!
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? To draw blood from the patients… just kidding, it’s to fill out charts!
What do you call a doctor who only operates on chickens? A poultry-geist!