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Sunday’s Jokes 2021-09-05

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Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team

 

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a
tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and
good Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil of
sexual sin. “Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!”

One day the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives birth to a white baby.
The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the
missionary.
You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives
birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in
our village. Anyone can see what’s going on here!”

The missionary replies, “No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you
have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to thy
yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black
one. Nature does this on occasion.”

The chief pauses for a moment then says, “Tell you what, you donÂ’t say
anything about the sheep, I won’t say anything about the white baby.”


A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the 
theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde 
shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray 
painted on her curvy body.She smiled and gushed, "Well, hello there Doc." 
and kept right on going.

After a moment's pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, "Don't 
worry dear, that's just a young lady I knowprofessionally."

Without missing a beat, his wife asked, "Hers or Yours ?" 


The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful.
 He hired a private investigator to follow her and in
less than a week, had all the information that he needed on the "other man".

The husband convinced himself that his would still be a loving and trustworthy 
marriage had not this S.O.B. come onto the scene. Being a man of the 90's and 
all, he decided to handle the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated and 
business-likemanner.

He sent the following e-mail to his wife's lover:

     Sir,
     It has been brought to my attention that for some time now you have been 
     carrying on an affair with my wife. So that we may settle this matter in 
     an intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM on Friday next.

The "other man" was highly amused by the husband's formal manner and sent off
 the following reply at once:

     Dear Sir,
     I have received a copy of your mass mailing this morning. You may be 
     advised that I will attend the scheduled conference in your Office's 
     auditorium. 


Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have 
reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."

"I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that 
to make me jealous !!!"   

Source: Jokes2Go


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